Sry I called you an 8
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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