ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
