in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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