thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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