Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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