You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
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we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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