And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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