Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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