i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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