I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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