He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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