I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
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My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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