There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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