i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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