She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
