I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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