butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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