he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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