Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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