One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
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I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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