you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
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