I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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