"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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