I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
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Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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