She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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