i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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