Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Boobs speak an international language.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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