Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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