He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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