i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Randomize
