i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
Randomize
