final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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