Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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