I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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