There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
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so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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