do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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