So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So much rum. So many feels.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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