its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Dicks are not precious.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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