That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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