I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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