Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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