Do you still have your period?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
