Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
porn star boner night. come get it.
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He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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