i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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