and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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