I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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