I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Operation Purity has been aborted
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
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