if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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