No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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