But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
