the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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