can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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