Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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