Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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