So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
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I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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