Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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