CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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