Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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