Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
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If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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